Just Like US!!!!

Am I the only one that cannot stand US Weekly magazines feature “Star’s – Their just like US!”????

http://www.usmagazine.com/just_like_us_08_01_07

It showcases celebrities doing ‘normal’ things.  You know, things like you and I would do! (note: sarcastic tone…).  I am kind of all set with looking at pictures of, say…”Jodie Foster stretches her legs!” or “Matthew Perry plays basketball!” or “Carmen Electra picks up her trash!”

AND….they put ridiculous captions to the pictures like

• They stretch their legs!   
• They play basketball!
• They pick up their own trash!

Like all of these things that “THEY” are doing are, pretty much, MIRACLES taking place.  Like celebrities are these ALIENS or something (well, some of them MIGHT be….)

Wouldn’t it be WAYYYYY more interesting if the captions (and pictures) would be more along the lines of:

• Nicole Richie gets spit and peed on!
• Kate Holmes does a lip skid down the street!
• Cameron Diaz gets her arm ripped off by a passing truck!
• Paris Hiltons false eyelash infects her wonky eye, and it swells to the size of Montana!
• Britney Spears’ cheap synthetic hairpiece catches fire!

Now THOSE captions would grab my attention NOT “Beyonce pets a DOG!”

WHO EFFING CARES?????????